prince of d, bard of fab.

Posted 1 hour ago
with 9 notes

Tags: #well yes #chain facts

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

Anonymous asked:
word on the streets is that youre a cool nerd is this true

yeah but whoever told you that is forgetting that im also cool

an extra cool

you need at least two ‘cool’s in there, or maybe like a ‘super’ or a ‘hella’

thebookgiraffes asked:
why do all disney stars go crazy

the pressure undoubtedly

imagine being the poster child for that capitalist monolith and staying sane

faustprouvaire:

Found an accidental selfie I took while filming an audition video a few months ago. It’s all kinds of sad, hipster trash aesthetics, which means it belongs on Tumblr.

faustprouvaire:

Found an accidental selfie I took while filming an audition video a few months ago. It’s all kinds of sad, hipster trash aesthetics, which means it belongs on Tumblr.

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

Anonymous asked:
You're a child of chronos because you're timeless

FRIEND

NO STOP HOW DARE YOU (YES PERFECT I LOVE YOU)

ladyasshatofvillevac asked:
you are literally just the child of a pair of sunglasses with chains on them and a red dragon

… yes well

theeveningtide asked:
my friend mike said he wont follow you because when i told him about you i showed him a picture of you with a chain in it and he says the visual pun was too much and now wont follow you for at least a week

oh my god

Posted 1 day ago
with 4 notes

Tags: #promo for ts

promo me i have really nice hands

hauntparnaughty:

hauntparnaughty:

follow me im attractive and smart and funny and cool and fucking myself over in school

what the heck this didn’t work at all

oh my god i actually got another UNfollower

Posted 1 day ago
with 23 notes

via: hauntparnaughty

Tags: #rude

hauntparnaughty:

follow me im attractive and smart and funny and cool and fucking myself over in school

what the heck this didn’t work at all